The Mafia Don is the leader of the Minnesotan Mafia and the main protagonist of the High School Humor Short, Minnesotan Mafia. He orders the mob around and is one of the highest ranking in the mafia. The character commonly has a Mt. Dew bottle filled with alcohol by his side. He will often burst out threats when he doesn't get what he wants or when his gang is fighting. His main enemy is the Butt Monkey. In the short, he and his gang capture the Butt Monkey and interrogate it. Mafia Don seems to answer to a higher power as he followed the orders in a text sent to him and his gang.
- It is possible that Mafia Don is based off of Al Capone.